From: John Young
To: Kieran Downes
Subject: BEHOLD THE MAJESTY
I'm sorry to do this to you, my friend. I'm aware that your grief at not being there in person for the photo shoot may break you, but I have to show you this preliminary photo:
To: Kieran Downes
Subject: BEHOLD THE MAJESTY
I'm sorry to do this to you, my friend. I'm aware that your grief at not being there in person for the photo shoot may break you, but I have to show you this preliminary photo:
Angie says "hi", by the way.
From: Kieran Downes
To: John Young
Subject: Re: BEHOLD THE MAJESTY
Dear Mr. Young,
We regret to inform you that upon receiving the email reprinted below for your convenience, Kieran Downes was in fact overwhelmed with grief at having missed this spectacular occasion and is currently hospitalized at an undisclosed facility specializing in broken-heartedness. The authorities believe that while the photos alone were probably enough to send him into a fit of despair, it was even the possibility, the most remote chance, that Angie Pontani would pass along her personal greetings that pushed him over the edge. His condition remains extremely serious. We will keep you informed.
The management
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Oh. . . my . . . GAWD.
To: John Young
Subject: Re: BEHOLD THE MAJESTY
Dear Mr. Young,
We regret to inform you that upon receiving the email reprinted below for your convenience, Kieran Downes was in fact overwhelmed with grief at having missed this spectacular occasion and is currently hospitalized at an undisclosed facility specializing in broken-heartedness. The authorities believe that while the photos alone were probably enough to send him into a fit of despair, it was even the possibility, the most remote chance, that Angie Pontani would pass along her personal greetings that pushed him over the edge. His condition remains extremely serious. We will keep you informed.
The management
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Oh. . . my . . . GAWD.
