About Me

I was raised by UFO hunters, attended seminary, almost became an evangelist, then found home, family, and happiness back in West Chester, PA.

My wife Kate makes custom bathing suits. We have a seven-year-old daughter who loves cats.

With Randy Schmidt, I make Nerd Merit Badges and operate Lose It or Lose It.

I'm the announcer for the Brandywine Roller Girls, and I project 16MM movies from the sidecar of my motorcycle.

I like to build, tinker, explore, hide, stitch, sew, code, laser engrave, brew, and indulge in recursive jackassery. I like attention.